Imagine if in The Avengers 2, at one point Steve is surrounded by enemies, and so are all the other avengers and it’s clear to Steve that he’s not gonna be walking away from this.
All of a sudden, they all start falling around him faster than any of them can realize what’s going on.
Steve looks up at a nearby building and just sees
i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system
I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson
- me: *sees dog*
- me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
take this transparent gold star knowing ur not 100% a dick
if “lying is the most fun” and “hurricane” by panic! at the disco don’t turn you into a ravenous stripper who wants to hump everything in sight then get out of my face